Saturday, October 9, 2010

All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Cavities

To quote Geekologie Writer: 
"How bad do you like spoiling your kids? $15,000 edible gingerbread playhousebad? If you answered "yes", congratulations, your children are gonna grow up to bemonsters. If you answered, "oh hell no -- I even lick the spatula right in front of them!", great, there's hope for them yet."
This mouthwatering gift lets you expand that tradition with enough glee for all the children, grandchildren, godchildren, relatives, and lucky friends of all ages. This unique edible playhouse is handcrafted of 381 lbs. of gourmet gingerbread and 517 lbs. of royal icing by the expert confectioners at Dylan's Candy Bar®. The munchable manor, whichstands 6.6 feet high by 5.25 feet wide by 4.1 feet deep, incorporates the best confections from the world's largest candy store in New York City. With literally thousands of signature gourmet sweets from which to choose, it is both artfully designed and decadently delicious. It includes giant cookies, lollipops, gummies, mints, gumdrops, and (of course) a candy-encrusted roof. There's also a lollipop tree inside, just for good measure.
I can't help but wonder at the mess that this would create in your kid's playroom.  I mean, think how many Wet Ones Jeeves would go through wiping those sticky fingerprints off the gold-plated Wii-motes! Unless you were having some charity event for sick kids and you invited them to get a sugar high together in the name of childhood wonder. OOH! No!  Put it outside on Christmas Day for a $15K gift to the deer and squirrels!  Ok, it has possibilities.

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