Tuesday, April 27, 2010

TV Guide

Childen's TV, specifically:

The summer before college I would get up at 10:00 (I worked the latest dinner shift at Friendly's) and watched Blue's Clues with STEVE while I ate my giant bowl of cereal. Later that year I met Bob, and as it turned out, he and his brother and sister used to do the same thing that summer. We love Steve. Joe, not so much. Steve I would have run off and married had he come and asked me that summer.

Do I let my kid watch too much TV? No. Not to the exclusion of other activities. She goes out every day, I make sure that at least once a week she gets to go to a place that is purely for her enrichment - so she's not just my errand-buddy all week. But yes, we watch TV over here. Besides, I have an "active" child. The only time I can get Maddie to sit calmly and have a snuggle is when the TV is on. I freakin' love kids TV for that reason alone.

A few shows that stick out in my head. Titles are links. Check out Yo Gabba's site, it's trippy.:

Nick Jr.
If you can get over the duck's too-cutesy speech impediment, this is one very cool show.
Talk about good music! Seriously, this is quality stuff. The content is character ed. with some geography and life/earth science - yay, some actual science for preschoolers! But the songs, OH, the songs. Each show is an operetta. I need to find the ringtone that sings, "The phone. The phone is ringing *dum dum dum* The phone. We'll be right there."


has been banned from my house. Don't tell Maddie, she hasn't figured out where the DVDs went yet.
Ugh, just UGH.
Ok, the dual-language approach is cool. I really do think that Spanish should be taught to children in school, as more than 1/3 of our country speaks it as their primary language. Besides, the rest of the world makes their kids learn English, it's the least we can do.
But not this way. *shudder* Not this way. Ugh.

Little Einsteins
Disney Channel.
This I really like to watch too. For the content, that is. The characters are the usual Disney-brand simple.
This is kind of your school's "specials" teachers answer to Sesame Streets's language focus. Artsy stuff. There's an artist and composer of the day. They also focus on a specific city or landmark. Nice use of authentic instruments and artwork. NOTHING pisses me off like kids' albums and shows that claims to be "enriching" or whatever, then go and use MIDI instruments and same-old, same-old classical selections. We get it, you like Mozart. They do know that the whole Mozart effect was bunk, right? Please, pay some real musicians so children will recognize what real instruments sound like, I'm begging you, Disney. No wonder my students think everything is a violin or trumpet. Side note: The Disney Baby Einstein DVDs, in addition to being an overpriced but occasionally useful mobile, have horrendous music. Little Einsteins has some lofty ambitions, teaching Music, Dance, and Art in 20 minutes. But kids will get used to that when they get to elementary school and find that there's one Music teacher for the whole county now, so class is once a marking period for 20 minutes. Most of the special vocabulary is a little (or a lot) over its target audience's head. On the other hand, my daughter knows a diminuendo and what it sounds like.
"We've got a mission!"

Nick Jr.
Two words: Acid. Trip.
I know the cool parents like this one, but seriously, it looks like fans of Sid & Marty Croft said, "Hey, we can do that!"
Decent music features, for sure. But this is crazy on a plate.

PBS.
*Sigh* I wish Maddie still liked Sesame Street. Ellie better love it, because despite its recent deviation from its roots, this is half the reason I had kids. While I find Baby Bear intollerable, I still suggest this show to Miss M and hope she agrees. I usually get shot down in favor of Einsteins. But SS is still good, after all this time. The writers encourage you to watch with your kid by actually giving you, the adult, something to watch too. Guest stars, side jokes, parodies of adult TV-shows, etc. I about plotzed when James Blunt sang "My Triangle" lovingly to Telly. You pretty much know someone has made it if they've sung on The Street.
However, I'd like to put in my formal plea for the creators of the show to break from the trend and get back to basics. ALL the kids' shows out there stress character ed. stuff - social situations and how to deal, etc. But SS was created to feature urban kids in an urban setting, and intro them to basic phonics and math skills, too. I like the idea that my kids would see that children live in settings other than planned developments and travel in vehicles without sliding side doors. A laundromat? What's that? Sesame Street knows!
More importantly, this show is now devoting less and less time to language mechanics and early number skills and getting into trendier stuff that appeals to the 18 months - preschool set's fantastical side. Don't get me wrong: I LOOOOOOVE the guest stars and their 10 minute bits at the beginning, ie, Neil Patrick Harris the Shoe Fairy. But seriously, if I'm going to invest an hour of my kid's quasi-attention, I expect her to take away something other than the fact that fairies chase unicorn-hamster hybrids. Abby's Flying Fairy School is not even Muppets, it's computer animation! Get back to basics! Don't get me started on the Elmo-izing of The Street, either. The new bit called "Bert & Ernie's Big Adventure" is ok - at least the homophobia was dialed back and E&B get to co-habitate again. Geez.

PBS.
From the Jim Henson company, and it does their creator credit. This show looks amazing. They create it with actors in large suits using action-capture technology to computer animate the scenes that the actors perform. It looks and feels like no other show.
Each show focuses on a different basic science-related topic. Simple machines, hypotheses, nutrition, decomposition, etc. It's about time we had a science show with some style. Seeing as Nickelodeon doesn't show Mr. Wizard anymore. :-(

PBS.
"With the power to read, I can change this story and save the day!" Why so many PBS shows? Because in our Amish cable line-up (12 channels, ladies and gentlemen!) we get two PBS stations. Love.
This show combines fairy-tale stuff with superhero stuff and focuses on early reading skills. Each character has their own skill - alphabet power, word power, spelling power, and the power to read. Yes, I know. But it's cooler than that, trust me.
They re-tell fairy tales by jumping into books. They stress the power of reading and making real-life connections to what is read. This is school-skill building. This I really like. Oh, and Princess Pea is black, too. This is appreciated as well, since it took Disney HOW many years to come up with a princess who is African-American?
Their online games are fabulous, by the way. I credit this show with my daughter's letter recognition skills at age 2. Cause that had very little to do with me, let me tell you.

I'd love to hear what other people watch with their kids, or used to, or want to someday - and why. OR what you miss watching as a kid. Me, I miss Steve. *Sigh* Joe just doesn't cut it.

*For facebook: original blog post link here.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

By the Numbers

  • 6: number of work days I have left in my maternity leave.
  • 1, 000,000: number of things I still want to do with the girls.
  • 2,3: how many months, how many weeks old E is today.
  • 3: M is this many years old.
  • 29: the age I never imagined reaching; the age you are when you can't claim to be in your "mid-twenties" anymore.
  • 472: the number of times M has asked me to "play letters" (computer) this week, estimated.
  • 7: number of year's I've worked at my school, the only place I've worked in my teaching career, because I'm lucky.
  • 3: number of schools Bob has worked for, hoping (against odds) that he can make it 4 in September. Stupid layoffs. Stupid budget cuts. Stupid, stupid governor.
  • 20: the number of times a day I worry about something in the "Bob's Job" category: Will he find a new one? Will he be happy? Will he make enough money? Will he find a new one that's not in education and end up working horrible hours and we'll never be together as a family and both end up living like overworked, stressed single parents and...yeah, I go on like that.
  • 21: approximately how many more votes our town's school budget would have needed to pass. Boo, Hillers!
  • 15: Between healthcare reform debate and school budget woes in New Jersey, the number of times Bob and I have wistfully joked about moving to Massachusetts or Canada for one reason or another in the last 6 months.
  • 1/16: the fraction of an inch in length that I can get my fingernails to grow before I snag them or gnaw them off. Usually while driving, I've found.
  • 3: the number of weeks E was when she was officially diagnosed with reflux.
  • 5: the number of months M was when she was diagnosed with the same.
  • 3: the number of doctor appointments in a row that M didn't gain an ounce, finally convincing her old-school pediatrician to prescribe a little Zantac for the poor kid.
  • 5: the number of doses of reflux medicines, Zantac or Prevacid, alternating, I give E daily.
  • 5: the number of times a day that I get slightly freaked out that my little baby is on this much medicine.
  • 2: The number of weeks we're going to try messing with the thickness of her formula before we're supposed to up the dose of her Prevacid.
  • 2.5: the number of ounces we consider to be a "good" feeding for E.
  • 19: the number of ounces she needs to eat in a day for "maintenance" (enough for her body to function as it should, though not enough that she'll gain weight).
  • 8 - 16: the number of ounces (weight) E "should" have gained since her last appointment.
  • 2: the number of ounces she gained. :-(
  • 6: approximately the number of times I think, "I can't wait until E is like 9 months old and on mostly solids so we can be done this reflux crap!"
  • 6: the number of times I feel bad for wishing away the early months of my younger child's life.
  • 39: by my count, the number of school days from when I go back to work until SUMMER. The tear-off count-down calendar will go up next to my desk May 3rd.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Thoughts: Prepare your child for his "Office Space" future?

This is a Little Tykes toy - an actual computer (the tower is hidden and wires are stowed) workstation with more "work" storage in the seat. As the mother of a 3 year-old who would rather "play computer" than watch TV, my first thought was, "well, at least I'd get my desk back". Maddie digs her pbskids.org, starfall.com, and other ABC-123 websites. Hey, it's better than zoning out in front of the TV...or demanding "pway with me" 20 times an hour. She gets played with, OH does she get played with, don't worry.

Then I saw the $2500 price tag and about lost it laughing. My AV advisor (and husband) says that's about $1000 of actual product, and $1500 for fancy plastic molding. But still..

Since we know that computers are part of almost every profession and will undoubtedly become more and more a part of everyday work and life in the future - isn't it better to prepare the kids early? Isn't that what why we have Computer class at the elementary level? Or is this yet another toy that stifles creativity and disconnects children from their families? Not to mention increasing the evil "Screen Time" that the AAP says should be kept to a maximum of 2 hours a day...

I'm sorry, the techy in me just thought this was SOOOOO cool. Not $2500 worth of cool, but cool, nontheless.


Baby's First Cubicle: The Most Depressing Toy Ever?

Baby's First Cubicle: The Most Depressing Toy Ever?It's all about expectation management, you see. If you make your kid think he can be president, he will grow up disappointed. Tell him he's headed for a life as an office drone and at least he'll be mentally prepared.

For a mere $2,500, daddy's little office drone gets all of this:

Furniture features:

* Flat desk area
* Left and Right built-in mouse pads
* Bench seat that fits two children and offers storage inside for supplies
* Two locking cabinet doors
* Computer wiring stores safely inside ventilated cabinet.
* Locking castors keep unit from rolling during use.

Computer equipment features:

* Think Centre PC
* Internal DVD-ROM
* 1GB RAM (minimum)
* 160GB Hard Drive (minimum)
* 10/100 Ethernet
* Microsoft® Windows
* Sound Card and 2 External Speakers
* Surge protector
* 19" Widescreen Flat Panel LCD Monitor
* Custom Little Tikes Learning keyboard and Tiny Mouse (colors are subject to change without notice)

Computer Warranty: 1-year parts and labor.
Pre-loaded educational software:

* Millie's Math House®
* Sammy's Science House®
* Bailey's Book House®
* Trudy's Time and Place®
* Thinkin' Things®

Boy, I really missed out on these 21st century toys when I was a kid!

*Article from Gizmodo.com

Thursday, April 15, 2010

What a difference a month makes.

Not completely satisfied by the semi-stoned looking picture of my darling younger daughter that was taken when she was about 1 month old, I decided to take JC Penny up on their extremely generous $7.99 offer and get a re-do.

What. A. Difference:

1 month old, barely out of the 2nd hospital stay, sleeping 20 hours a day:

2 months old and if not for the reflux, a DREAM baby:


:-) THAT was definitely work $7.99 plus tax.



Sunday, April 11, 2010

Fun with Paintshop Pro - New Blog Header

Not that anybody visits the blog anyway, since I haven't exactly been faithfully updating. It's all the fault of facebook and instant updates as facebook notes - but I felt it necessary to include our little E. in the blog header. So I finally got around to opening up Paintshop and get to work. Cause I have SOOO much time to play around with Paintshop...seriously fun though.

I'm quite proud of my work, if I do say so myself. Thank God for public domain clipart!



FB readers visit HERE for the real deal. Seriously, I'm proud here. This involved multiple layers and many different windows open at once!
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